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Tremour in BIM
December 1st, 2007 by Kemar
Okay this post may be a little late, but better late than never.
On Thursday at around 3PM Barbados time, a 7.4 magnitude earthquake struck some where of the coast of Martinique, thereby causing tremours as far away as Venezuela and Barbados.
Around that time I was on my way home from school, had got by the bus stop where I usually catch the bus to the city before going home. So I am standing next to this electric pole, with one foot on it and the other on the ground. So I am here standing and next thing I feel the ground vibrating and my head was going up and down like or it felt like that. Well the feel was more a feeling of an elevator when it stops, where it goes up and then down, which i hate. At first I thought is was either my head or the drink i had earlier, or a jackhammer. So I looked around and I saw no sign of anyhting which could have made a vibration like that.
I even turn to the guys I was at the bus stop with and asked them if they felt that, they all said no, so at this time I really thought it was the drinks that had my head. But then I felt another one, this time I knew that it wasn’t my head for sure. But by this time when I looked around I saw people leaving the nearby buildings, and half of the guys I was with in the middle of the road. At this time I knew something was wrong. These tremours lasted for about 40 seconds and there was no major damage.
Crossed the road and talked to a few people about it, at this time my feet are still feeling a little funny. My cousin had just realised that his cell phone was missing and he was using mines to ask one of his class mates if he saw it in the class, in the middle of this phone call the line just went dead. Apparently the tremour affected the phone service, but amazingly it was quickly restored but that wasn’t really any help as by the time we tried to make a phone call the network was busy. But I had to call my mom and let her know that I was alright.
So we resume waiting for the bus after going back to school and looking for the phone. We get in a bus which wasn’t too full but there was this one woman who refused to go any further down in the bus or let anyone pass and go down in the bus, so basically the fron tof the bus is now full and the back is empty. So this woman is bitching saying “I am going to get out of this bus”, now seeing as the traffic is at a virtual standstill, i get tired of this bitching beside of me and had to say something about it. Well we can all understand what I told her and understand that a cussout happened after that.
Now seeing as the traffic was at a standstill my friends and I decided that it was best to walk and that we would get there faster, so we got out of the bus and started to walk, the bus caught up with us 10 minutes later, only because it went off route and took some backtracks. So we got back in, at this tiem traffic is moving much better until we get about a kilometer out of the city, where there is an abosolute gridlock, so we got out and walked.
Now I called my dad to find out where he was, ideally his location relative to mines would have garanteed that he would have gone along without me, but not today. Getting into the city and out was talking rather long. We decided that walking on the sidewalks near buildings was not exactly safe so we walked in the middle of the road between the lanes of cars, well until the police told us to stop. I was able to walk at least 3 or so miles for the bus my dad was driving when he was only less than one mile out and I got to the meeting point and still had to wait about 30 minutes for him to arrive. So that explains a little on how gridlock the Capital was following this incident.
Now I must say most of our actions were instinctual, because none of us had really ever experienced something like that, and all of us headed for an open area.
Its a day I wish never to forget.
My Last day of Secondary School!!
July 4th, 2007 by Kemar
Today I finally said Good bye for the last time to my school, today was the last day that I would step into that school as a student. I am finally an Old Scholar, wonder if I should join the Old Scholars association?
Like any other last day of school, today was filled with pure lawlessness and nothing less. That tends to happen when you have a bunch of lawless teenagers unsupervised for the most part in a school.
So me and some friends are in a classroom chilling, and playing some dominioes, and for the first time in a while I am actually winning. So I am about to win yet another game when I see the entire table had been soaked. Some on had thrown a water ballon in to the classroom, luckily I escaped dry for the most part, well dier than most other people. But everyone in the room was pissed at this.
Seeing as we were still officially on study leave and could still leave the school when we felt like, we decided to go in to the town where are school was located and bought some balloons and came back to school and had our revenge. It was bloody fun, actually the first time I ever participated in such lawlessness on the last, I know know what I was missing.
By the time we got back in the school it was lunch, so myself and my best friend sat down and ate lunch under a tree, the next thing we could see was a bunch of boys running behind one of the buildings and when we looked up there were three water balloons in the air. Thankfully none of them were coming in our direction. But we were pissed, not even sitting down and eating we could do with out getting wet. It was just as we feared, they were going to wait until we were eating to attack.
Lets skip on to the end of the day, most kids are in their class being given their reports and chatting, the next thing I knew I saw some lawless people throwing water balloons through classes. Then I heard a teach whom I have long disliked had gotten hit with one, I was so damn happy it was not funny. So I stayed after school as that was when the real war was going to begin, however I had to leave as my mom told me to go get the car and go for my little brother.
So I went for the car from the car park and was driving across the road to my little brothers school, then I am about to pass my school and who should I see, my deputy principal pulling out in front me, which made me had to slam my brakes to avoid hitting the *badword* .
So all in all as much as I had to say it I will miss the school and the people in it. And unlike last year I tried not to tell anyone goodbye, when I did that last year not only did I return to school but it also happened to be the last thing I would say to one of my English teachers who died that Summer.
I PASSED MY DRIVERS TEST!!! YAY!!
June 11th, 2007 by Kemar
I am finally legally allowed to drive by myself and without an instructor, I have finally acquired my driver’s license. This means that those Driving lessons have come to an end and I no longer have to see my driving instructor unless he decides to report be for speeding.
So its like 7AM this morning and my driving instructor picks me up from home and takes me up by the Licensing Authority and seeing as the traffic is going to be heavy and we wanted to get up there early he decided to drive. On his way up there he was like don’t drive the way i am driving right now on that test today. And this is the same man that always tells me to watch my speed. Kinda do as I say not as I do.
So we get up there around 8 and he shows me where I am supposed to go and register and pay and stuff like that. The place opens officially at 8:30 AM and already they were a large number of people out side, but I was so happy when I heard that the people coming to do the driver’s test had first priority. Which was a huge relief because that line was long. What made me laugh was when I got inside to see 14 booths and only 3 people working them, which made me ask myself why the hell are there so many booths when they don’t have enough people to work them. Although we got first priority and they were only a few of us I did not leave in there not until 15 minutes later which was ridiculous as they had a staff meeting as soon as they open which I felt should not have happened.
I head across the compound to another building to officially register for the test, when i got there I had to fill out a paper that I had originally filled out when I got my permit, because they had some how missed placed mines. I filled it out again and finally went down in the vehicle and sat down and waited for the person testing me to come on over, and boy was this a long wait.
Although I had an 8:30AM appointment I did not start the test until some where around 11AM. When the tester finally arrived he made me go through the hand signals before moving off. After hearing some of the other guys tested talking about how people had failed, i put on my seat belt before i started the vehicle could not fail for that I said to myself.
Left there did my hand signals, drove some where did some reversing and then made my way back the the Authority. My test lasted about 15 or 20 minutes if that long. I was so happy that it had finally been over because I was nervous as hell, although the tester tried his best to calm me down. I made sure that I did not speed or break any rules of the road while doing the test.
After this I went back into the office with the tester then I got a certificate stating that I had passed the test and went back over to the original office that I had gone to pay, when I saw that line I called my mother and told her not to expect me home anytime soon, then she asked me if I had passed but I had to intentions of telling her but somehow she heard that I was happy in my voice. Thankfully some guy in the line I was in over heard my conversation and told me that I was in the wrong line, and which line to go in, which was much shorter. So when i finally get to the cashier I give her the papers and then she told me I am missing some pictures, so not only had they lost my form but they lost the pictures which meant that I had to go and get some more taken. So I left and got them taken over and came back.
After that I went back int he yard with my instructor who had to leave and take another person out for a test, there I saw my brother in crime, the guy whom I terrorised my school with. We talked for a while until his test was over and he was talking about how this was his 3rd try. When I got home I learnt that he also failed that day too.
So while waiting for my instructor to take me home i over heard some of the other instructors talking about how their students drive. Once even went as far as to say that there was this girl who always held the steering tightly so when he went to take over he could not, then he explained to her that she should hold like she was jerking off her boyfriend, which meant that she could not hold it so tightly. I know she had to feel embarrassed at that point.
So that was my day.
You know what pisses me off??
April 8th, 2007 by Kemar
You know what really pissed me off but at the same time makes me laugh??
My mother, yes that’s right, I said my mother. You know what she does that really kills me, is the fact that every time I go on the computer she bitches about it, and says that I was on it for the entire day and that I should come off. You know instead of me being home, being on the net enjoying myself and playing games I could be outside and probably getting into some kind of trouble. Seriously a group of teenagers who are bored and outside will find something to cure their boredom and most of the times its some crap which ends up hurting someone or could get them arrested.
And taking into account where I live, there is like a drug store not far, and i mean drugs as in the illegal ones. Who knows instead of me being home I could be out doing drugs, then she would be bitching. Seriously this woman needs to get her priorities straighten out and look at me being home as a good thing.
But although I would really like to fight this, she has a point I spend way too much time on the Internet, and I have actually been trying to spend less time. But seriously don’t come home and the first thing you do is come bitching at me for some reason, I will get angry and I will not listen to you nor do what you said. And sure as hell don’t put your paws on my modem, it will piss me off even more. Do it in a more civilised manner, show me some fucking respect when you are talking to me, hell actually talk to me, don’t yell.
Just now she messed up the only telephone cable I had going to the modem as well as fucked up the Surge protector part for the telephone cable. So I now know that until I buy a new surge protector my Internet connection is fucked.
So I guess that’s my rant for today. I feel much better. Would have preferred a punching bag however.
Possible the worst day I have ever had
April 4th, 2007 by Kemar
Last night I was deciding whether I should go to school today or not, I decided against my better Judgement and went to school anyway.
School starts at 8:35AM, an I leave home around 8:40AM so I know I am already late, worst my mom has to stop on the way to get lunch for my little brother which means I am going to be later.
My school has Four Gates, I usually enter via the eastern gate, how ever this gate gets locked at 8:45AM, at which time we have to walk around an entire school compound on the outside of course and enter Via the Main entrance on the west side, take into account that the Eastern gate is on the highway and where all the buses and stuff stops. So when I get there now I realise that the Eastern gate is still open and I am happy as I don’t have to walk around anymore, but I take my time when crossing the road because although I am at the crossing line some idiots still overtake there and I have to be cautious. Even overtake when the car usually my mom stops to let me cross.
I get to the gate now and I look back and I see this bus trying to run my mom off the road and the only thing I did was watch to make sure she was going to be okay, while doing this the jackass for a guard locks the gate as soon as I turn around and was about to walk through it. I know that he has something against me and is bias against me, however I still attempt to explain to the cunt hole what I was doing and he still insists that I stayed to watch a damn bus, I am like “you are such a jackass” and I proceed to walk to the Western gate after calling my mom of course to make sure she was okay and tell her what just happened.
So I am passing the South gate and I realise that it is open as one of my teachers is parking her car Right next to her room, so I attempt to go through it and then she tells me some bullshit that she is not allowed to let students come through this gate and all bundled of shit, after trying to reason with her I gave up and continued walking towards the Western Main Entrance. At this point I am totally pissed. So I went for a late slip and I made sure that the reason I got to school late was because the guard locked the gate in my face, I made sure that was the official reason. I proceeded to tell the secretary what had happened stating that I am going to lick him down, meaning beat him. She then told me not to do him anything and get myself into trouble stupidly, and went on to say that I need not worry as sooner or later some one is indeed going to give him what has been coming to him for a while.
So I went into the school and went to General Assembly where they were handing out prizes for Sports day and I said I really don’t want to be in here and walk back out at which time I say the Acting Principal and I proceeded to tell him what had happened this morning, and he proceeds to give me some bullshit story about what happened to him. All I could do while he was talking was smile and say to myself what a jackass he is, who does not deserve the power he has. I gave up trying to reason with him. It is rather difficult to reason with idiots.
So that is how my morning has gone for the most part, me being pissed. No classes today which means I am pissed and bored. Not a good combination at all. Around
lunch time which was like 3 hours later I say my head of year and went and told her what had happened and she told me that she will bring it up at the next staff meeting, and answer that at this point I am satisfied with. But this guard has fucked with the wrong person for the last time. I have enough dirt on him to possibly get him fired and possibly thrown in jail if I can get hold of some evidence.
Skip ahead a few hours later, we were to assemble in the Hall for the final General Assembly for the term, and I went backstage to chill with some friends of my who are part of the PA team, there this teacher comes in there pissed because the PA system was supposed to be up and ready 15 minutes ago. We could not start without the amplifier which was in another room due to a film show we had for the day.
So we are wanting to know what she wants us to do to get her dance team’s music and stuff up and she then told us “Don’t talk to me” at this part I am like this woman could only be a cunt now, this is the way you treat PA people who are volunteering for no extra credit or anything. Nothing, it is for the most part a thankless job that peo0ple do and have to put up with all that shit. Again I just walked out and chilled outside and went back in when I knew she had left backstage.
Now its the end of the school I got to my class to hear that Reports Cards aren’t ready because the system crashed yesterday, and I am like I really wasted my time coming to school today.
So this has been my day.
Today’s Driving Lesson
March 11th, 2007 by Kemar
Today has got to be one of the most fun driving lessons I have had with my instructor. He was actually nice and we talked a little and he for a change did not shout or raise his voice at me for doing crap.
I leave home and make my way on to the highway, so I cruising along the highway, on that section the speed limit is 60, so I pass a sign which says its 80 and I am like good, I am tired driving this slow, so I start to increase my speed. The next thing I hear is that a speed limit is not a target, its just that, and in my mind I am like shut up while saying something very sarcastic to myself and having this big grin on my face.
So I pass another sign, this time its one that I really don’t want to see, its a new speed limit, back to 60. In my opinion 60 is a really boring speed, you don’t feel anything. So we go around a few round-a-bouts on our journey and he teaches me how to jambust around both the two lane and single lane exits ones, which is cool.
I get by these stop lights in this industrial area and I get through without having to stop, and as I was going down hill onto another intersection, I see this lovely girl with a nice shape and stuff, unfortunately I did not get to look at her face because I heard “Keep your eyes on the road”. I am like damn, a fine chick and I don’t get to admire her.
Lets fast forward to a very ironic moment, but before I get there, I am driving along this secondary road and this idiot stops in the road not pull over or anything there by bringing traffic to a crawl as we have to overtake him, luckily for him or us, a cop on a motorcycle comes along and makes him move.
Back on to the main road and approaching another intersection the light is saying green and quite frankly I am in no mood to stop and wait, so I start to speed up and he tells me that I should never try to beat the light. I agree with him, but at that time I just didn’t feel like stopping.
So we drive a long and this whole group of girls who are like going to the beach pass by, or should I say I pass by them, and they are dressed for the beach and their bodies were great especially their titties, and he looks over and then starts commenting on their tits, and I am like WTF!!! I hate you, all in my mind of course.
Back on to the main road and approaching another intersection the light is saying green and quite frankly I am in no mood to stop and wait, so I start to speed up and he tells me that I should never try to beat the light. I agree with him, but at that time I just didn’t feel like stopping.
So on my way back home and like a mile or so from my home I pass my grandfather who is paying for my driving lessons, and as soon as he sees me driving this huge smile comes on his face, and I could see he was proud of me. That has go to be one of the first times I can I actually felt good about myself.
Best driving lesson ever.
Concentrated Sulphuric Acid Burns like hell
February 7th, 2007 by Kemar
Before I tell you how I found out that Sulphuric acid burns like hell, I’ll start with my very eventful day.
So I had my 4th Driving lesson today, Instructor came for me at 7AM, he did not want to come any later as it would have meant that I would have gotten school late and he did not want to be responsible for me getting to school late. Hell I sure did not want to get school late. So I am driving on the highway, doing like 60KMPH, then he keeps telling me that I need to watch my speed. Then we get on a part of the highway where the speed limit is like 60KMPH and I was doing like 65, and he, being a police officer tells me that If I keep this up I will be getting reported by the cops a lot, or something to that effect. So I eventually get school at 8AM, and I am screw as I don’t normally get to school that early.
So school starts, and I am liming around the place, check my cell phone, which mind you aren’t allowed in schools, and realise that my mom sent me a text telling me to call her, so I went down to the office and told them some messed up story about why I want to use the phone, call my mom and found out what she wants. So I stop there and talk to some girls and this teachers comes in and starts going all ballistic on me, and it telling me that seeing as this is the first building people will see when then come to the school, and that liming gives the impression that we do nothing. I was waiting there because I needed to call back my mom as I did not get her the first time I tried. So he is shouting and basically making a mountain out of a mould hill. So to save myself further embarrassment, I went from there and went somewhere else and continued to do nothing. But I was kinda angry as some other students who skipped a class, were doing late slip duty which I was supposed to do as it is part of my contract, so they basically took over and I left.
So the bell rings to end that lesson, and I decide to go into a class room and not to my usual English Literature class as the teacher was not at school and I would not have been able to accomplish anything in that class. So I am in this room and these guys come in selling stuff which is against the school rules as usual, and the guard man comes in there, at that point there is no evidence of anything wrong happening, the stupid guard mans goes out finds a teacher and tells him that someone has a cell phone in there. At that point I am like Ohhh shit, because I have mine in my pocket. He then proceeds to tell us to empty our pockets, so I take out everything except my cell phone, put them on the desk then he says that he does not believe any of the four of us, including me would have a cell phone. So I sit down and continue my work, the guy who was selling got jacked up for it.
Skip lunch time, lets go on now to my Chemistry class. Get class and we have to do some Qualitative Analyses labs, so I proceed to do them, do all of them, get to the very last test, seeing as we were using very concentrated Sulphuric Acid the teacher kept it right by her, so I took some and as soon I took it up, she moved from beside me. Go back to my station, complete the test did something with the test tube, and the next thing I noticed is that I can feel this burning on my leg, at that point I see a liquid on me, have no Idea what it is, I take up a bottle of distilled water and soaked my pants, it stopped for a while, continue the test. The next thing I know it starts back burning me, the teacher then tells me to put some Ammonium Hydroxide on it to neutralise it, I do that it stops. Then I noticed Four holes in my pants, I am like what the fuck. Ohh not to mention the small hole on my frigging leg. That’s the end of that pants.
So that’s how my day went.
