Archive for March, 2007

Today’s Driving Lesson

March 11th, 2007 by Kemar

Today has got to be one of the most fun driving lessons I have had with my instructor. He was actually nice and we talked a little and he for a change did not shout or raise his voice at me for doing crap.

I leave home and make my way on to the highway, so I cruising along the highway, on that section the speed limit is 60, so I pass a sign which says its 80 and I am like good, I am tired driving this slow, so I start to increase my speed. The next thing I hear is that a speed limit is not a target, its just that, and in my mind I am like shut up while saying something very sarcastic to myself and having this big grin on my face.

So I pass another sign, this time its one that I really don’t want to see, its a new speed limit, back to 60. In my opinion 60 is a really boring speed, you don’t feel anything. So we go around a few round-a-bouts on our journey and he teaches me how to jambust around both the two lane and single lane exits ones, which is cool.

I get by these stop lights in this industrial area and I get through without having to stop, and as I was going down hill onto another intersection, I see this lovely girl with a nice shape and stuff, unfortunately I did not get to look at her face because I heard “Keep your eyes on the road”. I am like damn, a fine chick and I don’t get to admire her.

Lets fast forward to a very ironic moment, but before I get there, I am driving along this secondary road and this idiot stops in the road not pull over or anything there by bringing traffic to a crawl as we have to overtake him, luckily for him or us, a cop on a motorcycle comes along and makes him move.

Back on to the main road and approaching another intersection the light is saying green and quite frankly I am in no mood to stop and wait, so I start to speed up and he tells me that I should never try to beat the light. I agree with him, but at that time I just didn’t feel like stopping.
So we drive a long and this whole group of girls who are like going to the beach pass by, or should I say I pass by them, and they are dressed for the beach and their bodies were great especially their titties, and he looks over and then starts commenting on their tits, and I am like WTF!!! I hate you, all in my mind of course.

Back on to the main road and approaching another intersection the light is saying green and quite frankly I am in no mood to stop and wait, so I start to speed up and he tells me that I should never try to beat the light. I agree with him, but at that time I just didn’t feel like stopping.

So on my way back home and like a mile or so from my home I pass my grandfather who is paying for my driving lessons, and as soon as he sees me driving this huge smile comes on his face, and I could see he was proud of me. That has go to be one of the first times I can I actually felt good about myself.

Best driving lesson ever.